Do what you can, where you are, with what you have

"The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go."

Reality continues to ruin my life.

As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top

Add life to your days, not days to your life

I think, i think too much.

DidYaKnow

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Applying for college is straight-up depressing.

Seeing my whole high school life on one piece of paper is just too wierd.

But here are a couple pictures that made me smile

Queen, you are full fair, 'tis true, but Snow White is fairer than you.

I love/want that mac cover art.

You’re something like a phenomena

I'm Still Sick.

At least I can be grateful I don't have swine flu.

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A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:

“That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”

“Um”…Hung like a field mouse”

“Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.

Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.

Glitter on the wet streets. Silver over everything.

"There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes."

Abraham Lincoln