Queen, you are full fair, 'tis true, but Snow White is fairer than you.

I love/want that mac cover art.

You’re something like a phenomena

I'm Still Sick.

At least I can be grateful I don't have swine flu.

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A perfect companion to the Gaydar detector keychain, Dickdar claims to size up a subject with their pants on. Just point and shoot—the Dickdar will analyze the “data” and respond with one of three phrases:

“That penis is a weapon of mass destruction”

“Um”…Hung like a field mouse”

“Mmm…Short & thick will do the trick”.

Too bad it doesn’t feature a “No penis detected” response. That would come in handy when confronted with prostitutes of a questionable gender.

Glitter on the wet streets. Silver over everything.

"There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes."

Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

AND I JUST LOVE YOUR FLASHY WAYS.

Senior year, Hello.

Last First Day of Highschool is offically over.  

 Lets make this a year to remember.

“The world is a playground. You know that when you are a kid but somewhere along the way, everyone forgets it.”

— Yes Man

ps. any feedback would be much appreciated.